Try to avoid the French, and keep your eyes peeled?Wear something stripey and set up some burning barricades along the south bank.. or still wearing something stripey, go up Montmartre and drink some Absinthe, and avoid falling in love with any Algerian immigrants? Go to the Moulin Rouge and try and persuade the manager to give you an audition as a showgirl. Draw the mona lisa yourself and flog it to a tourist outside the louvre for at least 1 euroHead out to disneyland paris and try to get one of the characters to wear a scotland or st johnstone football shirt. Find a shop in gay paris selling irn bru, and explain to the seller that it's actually made from girders, before drinking it and acting like popeye having just ate some spinach.I like the Moulin Rouge link - see if you can do a bit of open mic there or something...
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